I didn’t want to be gay anymore, so I asked God to take it away from me. He refused, but the devil overheard and offered me a noose.
This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Trynna contain the feels you’re catching like …
How I feel
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
just need sleep pattern and taxes
I am 27 years old and I might have 2 of these.
"you need to make this appointment yourself"
I have no words.
really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP